bonjour-manger-bitte:

oswinstark:

wayhaughtt:

Traveling back to 2011

“So you’re from the future”
“The year 2016″
“So the world’s not gunna end in 2012!”
“Ha! Well, you’re gunna wish it did”

I feel like this is gonna be one of those jomes that get funnier with age like its ginna be just as relavent in 2020 as it is now

lovesickclown:

I have the best timing.

yyeoj:

daughterhood:

enrique262:

City storm siren, location unknown.  

my wedding song

Dystopian

seattlefangirl:

garrottduroque:

joeybarriero:

Yo ok what if there was a Cinderella story where Cinderella is a trans woman and that’s really why her stepmom treats her like shit and won’t let her go to the ball and when the prince and his men come around looking to try the slipper on every woman in the land her stepmom tells the prince there aren’t any women left in the house because she insists that Cinderella is a man, but Cinderella comes out and the prince recognizes her and says something along the lines of “well I’d say that’s a woman if I ever saw one”

That would explain the shoe size not being common among women as well.

BRUH

tastefullyoffensive:

wwinterweb:

The Best Dog Tweets of 2016 (see 30 more)

Previously: The Best Cat Tweets of 2016

Played: 1000049 times

hdoomguy:

kuueater:

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jesus fuck

laceymicallef:

Heard you like backpacks 

Russia has sex scandal blackmail over Trump

norbertjr:

endgaem:

pompouspersephone:

endgaem:

katthenazikiller:

latinasuccubus:

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IM GAGGING

What

This is real too, trending all over twitter. I thought it was a fake screenshot at first.

I’m speechless

wat

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Source 1

Source 2

WELP

Here’s an archive to a /pol/ thread from November talking about it.

This is truly the worst cyberpunk future.

ostdrossel:

Bonus. The elusive “wormhole Starling”.

unclefather:

unlimitedbionicles:

Very good

Almost TOO good

batmanisagatewaydrug:

G'nite space mom 💜💜💜

korra:

birdluvr1993:

whip cream

i have thought about this all night

pangur-and-grim:

pickleandthequeen:

pangur-and-grim:

csrj:

pangur-and-grim:

sometimes Pangur gets bored of her toys & starts screaming, so I open a door to Forbidden Territory. it makes her feel sneaky and glad

is there a human trapped inside this weasel

she never ate nobody, not once. humans, in this cat?

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I feel as she should open her mouth an speak prophecy. She is such a striking kitty.
Like she is the type of cat I would expect to see at the side of elves.

y’all are talking about this cat?

juza-the-cloud:

zenigata:

2chan.net [ExRare]

he looks lost. someone please tell him where the nearest shoreline is. Cars probably hurt to step on like legos to him. pls help gojira